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chris's journal entry #23; "Why's your llama in my front yard?" on 2004-12-17:Previous Next
So today I received a phone call around 12:57, and I answer and some unidentifiable youngish female voice says to me "Your llama is in my front yard". I answer as anyone who doesn't own a llama would "I don't have a llama." So she accuses me of letting my llama loose and says that it was in her front yard for the last 3 days. It also has been doing some bad things (won't get into the details, and I don't quite know how a llama would do what she said it was doing anyways). Then she asks me if someone else that lives here owns a llama, and again my answer was "No". So apparently the llama in her front yard (on Diaryland Drive) has a "return to owner" tag on it with my phone number and address (she said "pigeon road" not "pigeon river road"), is scary, and won't leave on its own. Well, if you recently lost a llama, you know where to find it. If you know who this (probable) prank caller is, also be kind and tell me.
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